Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
Last Saturday at two in the morning we pulled over on the side of the road, hoping to get a little bit of sleep before continuing onwards to the Grand Canyon. I think I only got maybe one hour of sleep , if that. It was incredibly cold and sleeping in the drivers seat of the car is not fun. Also, I ate an old burger that made me feel sick all night.
It was all worth it for the view. I’ve never seen so many stars in my life.
Wth this is amazing!!!!!
It’s so sick omfg