< Awesomeness

I love music mostly everything
.My name is Jasmine.
I LOVE a lot of bands.

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  • brookeeverdeen:

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    BUT IT’S TRUE. “WOMEN SHOULD STAY IN THE KITCHEN” JOKES AREN’T FUNNY. WHY CAN’T THEY GO IN THE KITCHEN? WHY DO GIRLS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR MEN? I’VE BEEN CLEANING UP AFTER MY BROTHERS FOR YEARS NOW AND I’M SCARED FOR THEM TO LIVE ON THEIR OWN. SHOUT OUT TO THE BOYS WHO AREN’T SEXIST AND CAN DO  SHIT INDEPENDENTLY. AND THE GIRLS LIVING IN A SEXIST HOUSEHOLD, REMEMBER  WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO BE 10 YEARS FROM NOW. YOU’RE GOING TO BE AN AMAZING WOMEN.

    I’M SO TIRED OF BOYS FANTASIZING FICTIONAL GIRLS. BIG BOOBS, SMALL HIPS AND WILL COOK AND CLEAN FOR THEM ALL DAY. BOYS DON’T OWN YOU. REMEMBER THAT, LADIES.

    kirbyfucker64:

    "how old are you?"

    "It’s a secret :3"

    "aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

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    tinychatting:

    my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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    iceparty:

My wish came true

    iceparty:

    My wish came true

    icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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    bonjourhaz:

    fuck, you’re so tight,” Harry whispers as he tries to pull his pants up the other leg

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    plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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    livelovehep:

    sunalwaysshining:

    meladoodle:

    what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

    I just spit out my coffee

    You’re supposed to swallow it

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    high-school-fling:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    freezerburnt-capsicle:

    dontbeanassbutt:

    boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

    jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

    penis

    thanks for your contribution

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    sourest:

savanitabonita:

hopefor-thehopeless:

you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair
and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met
and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you
and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky
and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all your remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon

I’m in the kind of mood where reading this made me cry.

This can’t be more perfect

    sourest:

    savanitabonita:

    hopefor-thehopeless:

    you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair

    and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met

    and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you

    and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky

    and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all your remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon

    I’m in the kind of mood where reading this made me cry.

    This can’t be more perfect

    didihearthereadyset:

    So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

    "It’s called a vagina."

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    deodrant:

    tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

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